someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON
I WASN’T KIDDING
I love when teachers stop giving fucks. I think half of them became teachers because weird shit happens at high schools and no one questions it so they knew they could do weird shit
Like become a drug lord and deal meth with one of your former students
(Source: thored, via misconstruedwords)